Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
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she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
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I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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