Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
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James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
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Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
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