I'm going to jail i love you
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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