yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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