Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
Taylor Swift is so right about you.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
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Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
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They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
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