he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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