dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
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