i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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