you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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