Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
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