I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
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Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
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We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
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