I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
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