Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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