He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
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It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
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Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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