I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
Randomize
