you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
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You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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