I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
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He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
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Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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