idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
i barfeds in our rink
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Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
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There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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