Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
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she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
You have to summon your inner elephant
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Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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