Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
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we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
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As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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