walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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