We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
No subtext here. People are naked.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
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