Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
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