we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
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