Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
It's blow job season.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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