I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
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Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
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I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
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