love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
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