This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
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i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
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You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.