He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
Randomize
