Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
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She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
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I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
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