Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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