and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
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