Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
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We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
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I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
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