So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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