He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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