They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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