In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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