Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
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