some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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