sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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