carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
i love accidental penises.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
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Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
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My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
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