She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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