What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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