I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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