is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
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IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
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I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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