thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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