oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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