I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
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it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
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That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
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