I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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