So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
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that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
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I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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