I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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