even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
Randomize