I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
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