butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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