real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
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I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
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when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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