I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
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we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
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Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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