my sisters under your porch take her home
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
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2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
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Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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