You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
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Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
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I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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