i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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